A Woman Flying On Wizz Air, Yes Wizz Air, Started Pissing On The Floor Because They Wouldn't Let Her Go Into The Bathroom Before Takeoff

Metro- A Wizz Air passenger squatted down and urinated on the floor after she was allegedly told she could not use the toilet while the aircraft was being re-fuelled. Shocking footage shows the woman squatting against a wall while speaking with someone on the phone. She is surrounded by several paper towels and a large pool of urine. The incident took place on board a Wizz Air flight from London Luton to Polish capital Warsaw just before take off.

According to reports, the plane was fuelling up and passengers were not allowed to go to the bathroom during the procedure. Because of this, the woman claims she was forced to relieve herself in the galley where the food is usually prepared.

I can’t believe I am going to do this, but I think I have to defend someone pissing in front of other people for the second time in a week. First we had the Uber driver that pissed in a bottle while driving a passenger in his back seat. Pretty much the key to my defense is when you gotta go, you gotta go. That piss is going to come out of whether it’s by choice or the bladder taps out and just starts shooting piss out of your pee hole. The driver and this plane passenger both made the executive choice to zag when the most of society would have zigged and it was the right choice both times, no matter how savage it appears to be.

This chick clearly knew she had to get up and pee. Her bladder was at full capacity. She was told that she was stuck in her seat until the plane fueled up, taxi’d, took off, and reached a comfortable altitude to where the bathrooms were open for business. Everything from the tray table in upright position to the manuals stowed safely in the seatback compartment to the TV screen directly in from of her face said Wizz. This perfect storm of chaos would cause any of us to soak our pants like every female on the planet did after watching Frank The Tank and Stu Feiner do the In Your Feelings Challenge.

Now I’m sure people will say this savage nice young lady didn’t have to piss on the floor. But where else was she supposed to go? The bathrooms were off limits and if she pisses her knickers while in her seat, the people next to her, behind her, and in front of her are all upset because they are in the splash zone. Once that plane ascends and descends, that piss is moving about the cabin while you are chained back in your seats with your seatbelts. Not to mention this chick would be sitting in her own piss until they reach Poland. An absolute nightmare scenario. I get that bathroom rules exist so there aren’t lines to the bathroom that cause even more delays than airlines typically have. But when you have someone that has to go so bad, they will piss right on the floor where the food is made, it may be worth bending the rules a bit by turning a blind eye for 45 seconds or so.

And let me just address the most important part of this story. The name of the airline. And not just because Wizz Air is the most fitting name for a crazy incident since Cyrus The Virus & Co. flew the friendly skies in Con Air. But If the name of your airline is Wizz Air, your airplanes have a website plastered on the side and uses the I in your name as an exclamation point, you have ceased to be a real airline that can tell people what to do and passengers pissing in your planes are probably the least of your concerns.